Do you regularly partake in Champagne and Belvedere Vodka Breakfasts? Do you have a tendency to triple knot your shoes rather than just cable tie them like everyone else at Centrelink? Are you just classy as fucking fuck in general? Well then good friend!! You're in for a delectable treat!!!!
Nerdlinger have got THE most genuine, bonafide, electrified, suitably appropriate reciprocal for you face based orifice.. do you dare contend for the title of OFFICIALY THE CLASSIEST CUNT...?
The 'Classiest Cunt' hipflask comes complete with a gift box, a medium sized cone piece and two extra large cone pieces (drilled holes not included) for you pleasure. Impress that special someone or just drink the week days away with this official piece of top notch Nerdlinger merchandise!
Includes unlimited streaming of
Breaking Murphy's Law
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
Boardie Shorts
$40 AUD
Sniffer Dogs T-Shirt
$35 AUD
Flamin Galah's Tee
$30 AUD
Where have you Beanie all my life?
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NERD Mega Drive
$25 AUD
Super Nerdtendo Enterteeshirt Unit
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Nerdlinger Relaxative
$25 AUD
Golflinger
$25 AUD
Trend Setter – physical copy of Trend Setter
$10 AUD
Back To Winnipeg – Physical copy of Back to Winnipeg
$10 AUD
FUCKNICK
$25 AUD
Grey Tee Shirt
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Nerdlinger Tee W/ A little Pee on the sleeve
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Long Schleeve Tee
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Nerdlinger Sydney, Australia
Dodgy 90's melodic punk rock.
Nerdlinger play Tunes you can skate to. Don't believe us?
These guys do...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p3-VggbRBo
With 200+ shows under the belt and a return to Japan with French Canadian punk rockers MUTE, you can bet your balls we're thirsty for more noise and more booze than ever before.
So long sobriety, hello floor.
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